And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.
I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
I had a blast! But I miss my man and must return.
To the lesbians at The Barn: Thanks for trying to sneak me in. I'll be your token male any day.
To the dancers at Remingtons: outstanding work!
To the performers at Play: Girls, you need to chip in for some A/C. That kind of heat melts away a lot of the illusion, if you get my drift. You are troopers!
To the guys from Boston: Thanks for exploring the town with me.